I got quarters, dimes, and nickels. Fo shizzle, nizzle.

"Do you always talk to the computer?"

"Only when the toaster's mad at me."

Who's your daddy?

"Oh, my God! I will smash your face into a, into a jelly!"

Good evening, San Diego.

"Man, I'd love to burn your candles!"

"You burn it, you buy it!"

"Oh, good! I'll be your first customer!"

"You're hardly my first!"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"